ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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