But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Terrible idea I love it
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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