Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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