shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
