Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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