two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Can I color on your dick again?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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