do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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