Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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