When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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