I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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