So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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