the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
home. puking in laundry basket.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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