I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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