so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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