no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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