why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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