my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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