just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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