Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
is wine microwaveable?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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