Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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