Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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