I don't think brook has ever known best
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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