Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
So vagazzling was a success
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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