Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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