yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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