i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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