my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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