I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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