So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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