Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So much rum. So many feels.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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