I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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