Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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