Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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