shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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