Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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