Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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