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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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