i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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