I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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