Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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