One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
A+ Viking dick
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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