I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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