I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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