3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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