oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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