Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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