just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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