My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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