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I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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