Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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