I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
